Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
farters have to be the big spoon...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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