I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Randomize
