You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I need to calm my uterus...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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