brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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