quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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