I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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