Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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