Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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