What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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