i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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