Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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