I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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