She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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