i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday