I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.