Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?