The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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