How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
