Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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