You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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