so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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