Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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