Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
These tits shall not be calmed
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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