are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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