i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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