Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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