just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Are we still banned from the library?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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