do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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