That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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