At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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