she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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