I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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