I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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