Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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