Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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