normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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