I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
