idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize