im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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