We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I look better un-naked...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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