So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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