whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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