HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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