cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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