Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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