Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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