Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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