I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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