So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
3 2 1 whiskey
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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