Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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