she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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