i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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