chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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