And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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