i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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