all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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