dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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