turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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