More tranny stories later!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Come see our sink grown plant.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
