He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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