we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
this hospital has no fireball
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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