I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
